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10 Rules for the BEACH
1. Forbidden to shuffle along noisly with slippers and mules! You can see and hear a good swimmer by the noise he makes in the water: LESS noise, more is good. 2. No JEWELS and No costume jewelry. Emphasize the nudity of the body, its shape, its perimeter. 3. No SELF-TANNING! If you hadn’t time to tan, not smear with the self-tanning, otherwise you will become an orange pumpkin. 4....